Friday 25 May 2012

FINAL ESC 2012 PREDICTIONS

Unfortunately, I did not get to blog about my predictions before Semi Final 2, but I managed a decent 8/10. I thought Slovenia and Croatia would make it instead of Malta and Lithuania, but I guess that would have been too ambitious to assume that all ex-Yugoslav republics would qualify from the same Semi.

Be it as it may, here is my review of the situation in the Final. As the draw happened, a lot has changed and this is clearly reflected in dimished likelihood of some countries to do well, and the improved chances of others. Without further ado, here we go:

#1 UNITED KINGDOM

Engelbert Humperdinck with "Love will set you free"

The UK has sent a truly beautiful, simple ballad to Eurovision this year, somewhat reminiscent of their 2009 effort with Jade and "My time." It is a great opener for the Final, since it is a slow, classy number, with simple staging and great vocals by Humperdinck. This should fare really well with the juries (just as "My time" did) but not quite as strongly with the televoting public. He's a bit too old for this game, as sad as it is to note, and a lot of the younger crowd won't vote for such a slow song sung by "and old guy." This could, however, get a lot of votes from the older demographic. If everything turns out fine vocally, this could do rather well for the UK this year.
Prediction: 10 - 15 place

#2 HUNGARY

Compact Disco with "Sound of our Hearts"

I am still a bit dumbfound how this managed to sneak through to the Final. While it is a good song, it just doesn't have the 'umph' that it needs. I think this must have been passed by the juries, but being sandwiched in between the UK and Albania, this will be forgotten easily. The song is rather forgettable as it is, and that won't help having two more memorable songs behind and in front of it. The "2nd place curse" will definitely come true in this year's final.
Prediction: 22 - 26 place


#3 ALBANIA

Rona Nishliu with "Suus"

I've already expressed my love for this song before, and especially after Semi 1 and seeing her performance, this is one of the highlights of ESC 2012 for me. Spotless vocals, emotional rendition and visually appealing -what else could one want. This should do amazingly with the juries, but you never know, might be a bit too much for many jurors too. This will probably suffer from its ballad-stricken beginning, though, in my opinion, it will stand out from all of them, since it's got the best vocals in the entire contest. This is by far Albania's best entry, and I would love to see it in the Top 10. However, being realistic, this will probably not even come close to that. Not quite as instant as most songs, and quite unattainable for people to sing along, this will have to be satisfied with the right side of the scoreboard, unfortunately. Still, one of my favourites, but cannot see it cracking the Top 10.
Prediction: 15 - 20 place

#4 LITHUANIA 

Donny Montell with "Love is blind"

Not quite sure how this managed to qualify - I guess the late draw helped it remain memorable, especially after the rather static Bosnia & Herzegovina. I feel as if this will end like last year's Lithuanian entry that caused so much resentment by the fan community. This year's song, at least, is a decent song that the I am sure was voted in through the televote and jury combined. However, this will be lost in the beginning ballads, especially due to Albania before it. Plus, Lithuania never did really well in Eurovision, with the exception of 2006, when they had a joke entry. Better luck next year.
Prediction: 20 - 24 place

#5 BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

MayaSar with "Korake ti znam"

I was very happy to see Bosnia and Herzegovina qualify from the Semi Final, but I was actually a bit underwhelmed by Maya's vocals that night. I'm sure, now that she's qualified, she will perform with her full energy in the Final, but I am not sure whether this will do much to help the Bosnian entry. It is too slow, and it would have had a hard time doing much as it is, but being lumped together with 5 ballads (and being the last one in the line-up) will definitely hurt it. The song doesn't have catchy hook or anything, and the performance is rather dark and static - and none of these things help it with the televote. I think, still, it might do better than all of them (except for the UK) simply because Bosnia and Herzegovina has proved to have very good friends (ex-Yugoslavia, Albania, Turkey) and an extremely active diaspora (Germany, Austria, Sweden, France, Switzerland), so it should do decently enough with a few points from here and there. Possibly the worst placement since 1998 (was 18th), and in the best-case scenario since 2003 (was 16th).
Prediction: 15 - 20 place

#6 RUSSIAN FEDERATION

Buranovskiye Babushki with "Party for everybody"

Now, while Russia was one of my Top 3 for the Semi Final, now it is also in the Top 5 for me. Why? Well, it is the first upbeat song after 5 ballads, and it will stick out easily. Plus, as we've seen across Europe, people LOVE the Babushke, and they will do amazingly well with the televote, possibly even winning it. Not so sure about the juries, but I am quite sure that they will not be left out completely by the juries, like Russia's last year's performance was. The jurors have to look at hit-potential, too, and this has MAJOR potential for that. While vocally weak, it is a fun, cute, energetic song that will draw in the masses, and get jury support from the Eastern bloc. Definitely one of the top contenders, and one should keep an eye out for those grannies.
Prediction: 1 - 5 place (potential winner)

#7 ICELAND

Gréta Salóme & Jónsi with "Never forget"

And back to the ballads. This is a very good song, I really like it. It was also staged rather effectively, creating a rather appealing visual presentations. Vocally, Gréta and Jónsi are great, and as we've seen in the Semi Final, they can carry the song quite well. My biggest issue with the performance was how intensely scary Jónsi looked throughout the song, while Gréta's grinning made her look kind of dumb in comparison to him. I hope they fix that, because it was rather distracting (I had people laugh out loud in the Eurovision-watching party I hosted). That being said, it's a good song, but not sure how much it can do post-Babushke. Should do decently, but not as good as the fans are hoping.
Prediction: 10 - 15 place

#8 CYPRUS

Ivi Adamou with "La la love"

Originally, I really did not like this song at all. However, it surely grew on me. My problem was how repetitive it was and how lyrically impaired the song was. Now, however, the catchiness factor has taken over the repetitiveness in my head and I quite enjoy it. I thought Ivi and her crew did an excellent job in the Semi Final and they deservingly qualified with a great performance with some slick dancing and visuals. How well can this hope to do in the Final? Not sure, to be honest. It is catchy, and it's got a decent enough draw. It is the second upbeat song in the first half, and there is a whole slew of upbeat songs later on (#14-18). The effect can be either it'll stick out and get more votes, or it will be forgotten since it's so far back down on the draw. I'd rather give the benefit of doubt to Cyprus and say that this will be a good thing for them!
Prediction: 10 - 15 place

#9 FRANCE

Anggun with "Echo (You and I)"

The French song this year is a rather good pop tune, with both English and French lyrics. Anggun is a good vocalist, and she has a great stage presence, which is great. The performance that the French are going for, however, is a bit of a mess. There is too much going on, including some shirtless male dancers, which all indicates that they are putting a lot of emphasis on the presentation, which makes it all look a bit too cluttered. France has had really bad luck lately, with the exception of the amazing Patricia Kaas in 2009. I'm afraid that this won't do all that well, since it's next to the upbeat Cyprus and followed by the superb Italian entry. Unfortunately, this will end up also on the latter half of the scoreboard.
Prediction: 15 - 20 place
  

#10 ITALY

Nina Zilli with "L'amore è femmina (Out of love)"

Italy came a surprise 2nd place last year, unexpectedly winning the jury vote by a wide margin (69 points in front of 2nd placed Azerbaijan), but ending up 11th with the televotes, for a combined placement of 2nd place. This year, Italy has a song that has great potential to win both of the votes. The fresh, spicy charm of Nina is evident in her performance and the excellent, classy staging just emphasises how great the song is. The messiness of France before it only helps Italy to come across as an even better song. Once again, Italy's managed to seamlessly intertwine English and Italian lyrics without taking anything way from the song, but strengthening it instead. Excellent song, excellent singer, and excellent performance. It'd be nice if the song had come later in the draw, but I think this could still go for the win. A definite top 5 placement!
Prediction: 1 - 5 place (potential winner)

#11 ESTONIA

Ott Lepland with "Kuula"

Well, here we have one of the best vocalists of the competition. Ott managed to wow us all in the Semi Final with his vocal abilities, but has cause considerable confusion with the press since no one knows how he'll perform his song. Allegedly, he sings differently at every rehearsal and now there have been over 11 versions of his song. Either way he chooses, it seems as if he will perform it excellently. The song is beautiful and it is one of my favourite Estonian entries, after the amazing "Rändajad" in 2009, which managed an excellent 6th place. Performing right after Italy will take away points from it, probably, but this should do decently enough. Ott is rather photogenic and handsome, so he will get some of the girl/gay vote in with that, too. Good song and good performer with an adequate and appropriate performance.
Prediction: 12 - 16 place

#12 NORWAY

Tooji with "Stay"

The Nordics have sent us a fleet of excellent songs this year, and Norway is one of them. The great upbeat dance/ethnic/pop song by Tooji is rather addicting and should do rather well with the televote audience. He dance routine is slick and looks great on the screen, and the background has been utilised very well. The only problem Tooji faces is a split vote with Denmark and Sweden, which are both strong songs and are Nordic countries too. They all differ strongly, but the Nordic-voting-bloc will probably put Norway 3rd out of the three in my opinion. Also, Tooji has the weakest vocals of the three, which are rather shaky at times. This will hurt him with the juries, but should still do decently. Originally, I thought this was a definite Top 10, but now I am not quite as sure. Should do reasonably well, though.
Prediction: 10 - 15 place

#13 AZERBAIJAN

Sabina Babayeva with "When the music dies"

Since its first participation at ESC in 2008, Azerbaijan has constantly been in the Top 10, including last year's victory by Elli/Nikki. Sabina will most probably continue this positive trend for Azerbaijan, with a ballad that is vocally slightly reminiscent of Safura's "Drip Drop" from 2010, but actually more 'Azeri' musically. The Azeris use some great ethnic sounds in their song, kind of like the late 2000s typical Balkan ballads. Sabina has great vocals, though her pronunciation is spotty sometimes. Her performance is visually amazing, and Azerbaijan has made sure to do something new and note-worthy for their entry. This should do very well, especially after Tooji's fast-paced song and Romania following it. Usually, Sabina is great vocally, so if she can pull it off on the big night, this should be a Top 10 qualifier, once again for Azerbaijan.
Prediction: 5 - 10 place

#14 ROMANIA

Mandinga with "Zaleilah"

This is by far one of my favourite songs for the entire competition. However, they have a problem now - they are the start of a row of female, upbeat favourites. Followed by Denmark, Greece, Sweden, and then also the upbeat Turkish song, this is the 'fast section' of the contest, and this might hurt the chances of all the songs in it. However, I think Romania should do really well once again. Romania's done pretty well n the last decade with four Top 10 placements (including two 3rd places). This could and definitely should do at least equally well. Extremely catchy song with good vocals, and very entertaining presentation - it has everything going for it. Being that it is in Spanish is has semblances of a summer hit, which I am sure it will become on the beaches of the Mediterranean. Spanish also helps it ensure the Spanish vote, but also other Romance languages (Italy, France, Portugal, etc.). It is just a great song with a great performance and it's got everything going for it. It is also helped by the fact that Denmark, which is following it, is a completely different type of song, despite being fast-paced. Definite Top 10, possible Top 3.
Prediction: 1 - 5 place (potential winner)

#15 DENMARK

Soluna Samay with "Should've known better"

Another great song by Denmark this year, similar to the Swedish Anna Bergendahl's "This is my life" two years ago. Obviously, Soluna has been more successful than Anna already, managing to qualify to the Final. This has a great vibe to it as a song, and the performance follows and shows that rather faithfully. Simple presentation (thought very well planned and executed) only helps the song. Very hipster-like, it will get a lot of the younger voters and should do rather well with the juries, too. It is a quality song that stays with you, due to good vocals and a memorable chorus. Should do pretty good on the night - I'd say it's a definite Top 10 contender, too.
Prediction: 5 - 10 place

#16 GREECE

Eleftheria Eleftheriou with "Aphrodisiac"

This song has grown on me with time, as well as the performance. It's fun, it's catchy, and it's dancy. On the other hand, it is typical, predictable and that great of a song. It is the usual Greek Eurovision export, but I am afraid that that still works pretty well with the crowds. While I feel this is the weakest Greek song in a long time, it still should do decently enough. Since the introduction of the Semi Finals in 2004, Greece has managed to make a great track-record for itself: all 8 songs since then were in the Top 10, including a victory in 2005, and two won Semi Finals (2008, 2011). The best-ranked country in Eurovision, Greece knows what works and what doesn't, or at least so it seems. Will this be the first Greek non-Top 10 song? I'd say it should, but I highly doubt it. That being said, I think it will be in the 2nd half of the Top 10.
Prediction: 8 - 12 place 

#17 SWEDEN

Loreen with "Euphoria"

And now the favourite of the contest. Loreen has done excellently in the Semi Final, with an amazing show and good vocal performance. It is different, fresh, mystical and catchy as hell - the perfect winner, I'd say. The chorus is repetitive, but is not shallow (such as with Greece, for example), but it somehow feels like it's bigger and better than one would give it credit for. I have absolutely been in love with this song from the very first time I've heard it, and I think that that helps a lot - the song is very very instant and you either love it or hate it. Most people seem to love it. Sadly, during the jury performance, Loreen had a problem with swallowing one of the fake snow droplets and coughing just about at the end of the song. Hopefully, this won't kill the jury vote for her, but I think she will most probably either win or be 2nd on the televoting (the Babushka's are still there, remember?), and do similarly with the juries - top 5 probably. Whether that combo will be enough for a victory - maybe. Not sure at this point. But this would be an amazing winner, much better than last year's disappointing Azeri song. Good luck, Loreen!
Prediction: 1 - 5 place (possible winner)

#18 TURKEY

Can Bonomo with "Love me back"

Another strong Eurovision country, Turkey, has gone back to a more 'ethnic' song, which is the proven recipe when it comes to Turkey. However, this is one of the weakest songs Turkey's sent in a while (excluding last year's entry, which was worse and failed to qualify for the Final, for the very first time for Turkey). Can sings in a rather traditional manner, but singing in English that comes off as rather strange.  Usually Turkish songs have a wide appeal, but I think this will have to sustain itself on the Turkish diaspora vote (which, bare in mind, is VERY strong) and those people who find the music good, or the performance entertaining. It's very silly and funny, but I don't know - I'd rather not see it in the Top 10, but that's just what might happen in the end. Turkey usually does really good, so this should not be too big of an exception, but it will not do much better than 8th or so, if it makes the Top 10.
Prediction: 8 - 12 place

#19 SPAIN

Pastora Soler with "Quedate conmigo"

And now another amazing vocalist. Pastora sings the melodramatic song with INCREDIBLE vocal ability and gives the song its true feel. A rather simple ballad for Spain, it's become the ballad-favourite for the fans, as Sweden is the upbeat-favourite (and overall favourite). Musically and lyrically simple, yet vocally powerful, this should do rather well. The staging is also simple, yet effective, so this will do great, especially considering it will be the first ballad in a while, after 5 fast-paced songs. Whether Spain wants to win or not is irrelevant, since I highly doubt they'll manage to get that high with this song, anyway. However, this should do great with the juries just because of the vocals, but also get some votes since people will be impressed an remember it after all the fast songs. The best position for Spain since the early 2000s, for sure.
Prediction: 5 - 10 place

#20 GERMANY

Roman Lob with "Standing still"

Well, this is unexpected. Germany has sent a Max-like (2004 German representative) song, but made sure it's way better performed. Max, after all, managed a great 8th place for Germany, so he's not to be dismissed, I guess. However, Roman's song is very very sweet, and very well performed vocally. The staging is simple and focuses really on him. Which is the smartest thing they could have done, since he is a very, very handsome man with beautiful eyes, which he knows how to use in front of the camera. He will be the Eurovision-crush for everyone and this will help his already strong song greatly. This could manage a Top 10, but not sure. The juries should also like it, also, so it should do well overall.
Prediction: 8 - 12 place

#21 MALTA

Kurt Calleja with "This is the Night"

This song I did not expect to see in this line-up either. It is a boring, slow 'fastpaced' song, which doesn't really live up to its lyrics at all. I did think that the Maltese did a great job with making a great show for a mediocre song, but I am not sure how much that will fly in the Final. There are so many better songs this year, that it is hard for me to imagine that this will do very well. Then again, it is between ballads, so that might make it stand out (aside from that silly choreography). Nonetheless, I just cannot see this doing very well, just cause it's a weak song, plus Malta doesn't have too many friendly countries to exchange points with, hence a low ranking for Malta.
Prediction: 20 - 24 place

#22 FYR MACEDONIA

Kaliopi with "Crno i belo"

Wow. Kaliopi. While covering this year's Eurovision, I've fallen in love with her. I tried to see as many interviews with her as I could, and she is such a charming, funny woman, just great. Just for that I really want her to do well, and I'm very happy to see Macedonia qualified for the first time in five years - they really deserved it this year. The song is very good - ballad/rock song, with a great transition and good vocals. I thought that Kaliopi was a bit coarse in the Semi, but people seemed to love it. I hope she's back in top form for the Final. However, as much as I love this, it is Macedonia, and traditionally it has had a rather weak placement history. Having a good song will definitely help, and this might get some more points from the juries. Should do decently, but unfortunately not Top 10.
Prediction: 12 - 16 place

#23 IRELAND

Jedward with "Waterline"

I am not sure if it's just me, but I am kind of done with Jedward. While I think this is a good song, I cannot get over the two of them. Their performance is over the top, and while I did predict they'd place, I did not necessarily agree fully after seeing the live performance. They are just overly hyper and it distracts fromt eh song. Not to mention the ridiculous costumes they are wearing. "Lipstick" did great because of its upbeat tempo and great performance, but I feel as if this is a crisis moment for Jedward: how to remain themselves with a totally different type of song? I think that's where they struggle, and while they remain Jedward, they hurt the song itself. I know the Irish have high hopes for this, but I cannot see this going into the Top 10.
Prediction: 12 - 16 place

#24 SERBIA

Željko Joksimović with "Nije ljubav stvar"

If any song has benefited from its draw, it's Serbia. While I think it's a good song, I also find it rather predictable and typical for Joksimović. He is still one of the favourites, and I think with performing 24th, that is somewhat warranted for. With an excellent performance and good vocals, and not to mention his popularity with Eurovision fans, but also Serbia's extensive diaspora, this is a definite Top 10 placement for Serbia. Will it win - well, I am not sure, but it's chances have been drastically improved when they drew #24 as their performance spot. I highly doubt it could win, to be honest, but it could do Top 5 definitely.
Prediction: 3 - 6 place

#25 UKRAINE

Gaitana with "Be my guest"

Another country with an excellent Eurovision record, Ukraine was not a surprise as a qualifier. Gaitana performed excellently vocally, and she had a rather fun and effective performance. I am pretty sure this has no chance to win, but it does have a good chance of being in the Top 10. It's fun, catchy and good vocally, plus it will be used for the EuroCup this summer in Ukraine and Poland. As obvious of a PR stunt as it is, it is still a good song, that should do well. I love the trumpet part and how they are emphasised - works very well with Gaitana's vocals. Good performance!
Prediction: 5 - 10 place


#26 MOLDOVA

Pasha Parfeny with "Lautar"


While I predicted this to qualify, I never quite got the "fun" that this gimmick is supposed to be. It's ok. It's fun. Vocally decent, but I just don't feel it. I think that Ukraine's killed it before, since they are both upbeat songs, plus people will already have their favourites probably picked at this point. It is by no means a game changer of any kind, and should do relatively poorly, I think.
Prediction: 20 - 26 place


So, with all this taken into consideration, I've realised not all my songs fit my categorisation neatly. Nonetheless, here we go, in the order I think they'll do.


Place
Draw
Place
Country
1.        
6
1 - 5
Russia
2.        
17
1 - 5
Sweden
3.        
10
1 - 5
Italy
4.        
14
1 – 5
Romania
5.        
24
3 – 6
Serbia
6.        
15
5 – 10
Denmark
7.        
25
5 – 10
Ukraine
8.        
19
5 – 10
Spain
9.        
13
5 – 10
Azerbaijan
10.    
16
8 - 12
Greece
11.    
20
8 - 12
Germany
12.    
18
8 - 12
Turkey
13.    
1
10 - 15
United Kingdom
14.    
8
10 - 15
Cyprus
15.    
12
10 - 15
Norway
16.    
23
12 - 16
Ireland
17.    
7
10 - 15
Iceland
18.    
11
12 - 16
Estonia
19.    
22
12 - 16
FYR Macedonia
20.    
5
15 - 20
Bosnia & Herzegovina
21.    
3
15 - 20
Albania
22.    
26
20 - 26
Moldova
23.    
9
15 - 20
France
24.    
21
20 - 24
Malta
25.    
4
20 - 24
Lithuania
26.    
2
22 - 26
Hungary






Tuesday 22 May 2012

Semi Final 1 Results


Well, that was a good Semi Final over all. I got 9/10 correct in my prediction: I put Switzerland in the final draw, but it was actually Hungary. Those two songs were rather similar, but I still think that the Swiss should have qualified instead of the Hungarians, but it is the way it is.

Overall, I thought that a few songs were exceptionally strong:
Romania was by far my favourite. Excellent live performance, great staging and good singing. Possibly won the Semi. Russia came a relatively close second, with the Babushkas actually being very good vocally, too, so it all worked out great. The emphasis on the oldest, smallest babushka was worth gold. If there is anyone resisting Romania's domination, it's Russia.
Albania was simply stunning. Flawless. No comment needed for this piece of art.
Cyprus was strong, and I thought, one of the catchiest songs, along with "Zaleilah". Very good, confident performance and a deserving qualifier.
Denmark was very good, and Soluna was on top of her game. Good vocally, and overall a nice presentation of the song (which is a good song in the first place) ensured this sailed into the Final.
I thought Iceland was decent, but was slightly underwhelmed, to be honest. My friends were appalled at it, and especially when they qualified for the Final. Jonsi just looks too angry, while Greta looks too happy, so that creates a strange performance. I do not think this will do too well in the Final itself, but let's see.
Greece was pretty decent, and though I am not necessarily a fan of the song, it was well performed.

Everything else was not quite as satisfactory. Switzerland, Austria and Ireland were decent, but not quite as good as I hoped they'd be. Moldova was as expected, along with Hungary and Belgium and Finland. Israel was rather bad, with really strange facial expressions by the singer and everyone else. Latvia's song is just horrible and the whole staging was ridiculous and laughable. Her vocals were great, though. San Marino and Montenegro were both train wrecks, but I think Montenegro takes the "Trainwreck of the Semi" award, for sure. Rambo could have at least washed his hair. Gross.

Anyway, overall, quite a decent Semi Final, and I'm really happy with the results. I wish we could have switched Hungary with Switzerland, but other than that, it's all good. If anything, the Hungarian song is rather good, but just the staging and vocals weren't on par with what one'd expect. We'll see how they do on Saturday...

Peace!

Monday 21 May 2012

Semi Final 1 Predictions


After analysing the chances before I’ve seen the rehearsal performances, now I am taking into account the live performances up to the 1st Dress Rehearsal. Granted, there might still be some changes to the performances, but most will stay the same. I give a short description and analysis of the songs, and then what I think the song should place personally, followed by what it probably will actually do in the Semi Final. Voila:

Montenegro

Rambo Amadeus with "Euro Neuro"

This I didn’t really like to start with, and now I like it even less once I saw the performance. First of all, horrible vocals. He isn’t even singing, really. The break dancers are just distracting and don’t really add much to the song , and the banner that they unfold is just pointless. Rambo has a strange wooden donkey (horse?) on stage there, too, without any purpose to it what-so-ever. It’s probably alluding to the donkey he had in his video, but most Eurovision viewers won’t know that. This is pretty much a train –wreck of a performance. And the background it too psychedelic without a purposed to it. I have a hard time seeing this qualifying, especially considering Montenegro is all alone in this Semi without any Balkan support, except of Albania. This goes to the bottom of the list easily. Horrible opener.

Should place: 18 / 18

Will place: 18 / 18




Iceland

Greta Salóme and Jónsi with "Never Forget"



Now, this would have been a good song to open the Semi Final, instead of Montenegro. The visuals for this are amazing – blue mountains as background for this moody song are perfect, and it seems to work well in the hall, but we’ll have to see how it works on TV with the camerawork. Greta and Jonsi have great vocals, and this comes across really well vocally! I like this a lot, but I still prefer the original, Icelandic version – it is more mystical and exciting. Nonetheless this has a great chance of qualifying as far as I can tell, and should be near the Top 5.

Should place:  6 / 18

Will place:  6/ 18 




Greece

Eleftheria Eleftheriou with "Aphrodisiac"

I might have been a bit too optimistic about this in my pre-performance analysis. While the song is still catchy, Eleftheria is somewhat struggling with the singing. Especially the “oh oh ho ho” part sounds rather like squeaking, than singing, but that might also just be the echo in the empty Crystal Hall. The choreography is also rather crazy – so much is happening there. And there is the traditional Greek dancing, almost a requirement in all Greek songs at Eurovision. I think this should still do decently, since it’s the typical Greek Eurovision song with a hot girl dancing around, singing a catchy tune. It should go to the Final, but once there, I think this might get to be the first Greek non-Top 10 song since 2003!


Should place:  7 / 18

Will place:  5 / 18



Latvia


Anmary with "Beautiful Song"


And Latvia. I had placed Latvia before the performances, but now I might have to change my mind. It’s gonna be 2nd last probably. I just don’t think this is a good song. The music is too synthisised and the lyrics are plain dumb. The costumes for the performance are out of the early 2000s/late 1990s that we’ve seen with Eurovision, and they are not very flattering to Anmary. Vocally, this is very good, and Anmary can belt the song out really well. That, however, won’t be enough to get it through to the final, I think. We will have to see how it goes, but I have very little hope for this.

Should place:  16 / 18

Will place:  16 / 18





Albania

Rona Nishliu with "Suus"


As I’ve said before, I love this song. Rona brings so much feeling to the song, one truly feels she wrote it. It is somewhat reminiscent of Ukraine’s Alyosha in 2010, with the red background and just her as the sole vocal. Alyosha did great with a good 10th place, and Rona deserves the same treatment, in my book. I’d love to see this qualifying, and I think the juries will help this qualify surely. I am not sure, however, how instant this song will be for people, but there is definitely a niche market for stuff like this, but I think in the Final it might not do as well as it should. Vocally flawless and engaging, and the simple presentation of the song only strengthens Rona’s presence and reinforces the power of the song. An excellent song and presentation overall, and while it’s my second favourite in this Semi, I think it’ll be on the bottom half of the Top 10, but still qualify.

Should place: 2 / 18

Will place:  8 / 18



Romania

Mandinga with "Zaleilah"


I’ve tipped this to be the winner of this Semi Final, and honestly, I think it’s got a great chance of making it to the top spot here. The song is extremely catchy and has great beats, and should be a summer hit on the beaches around Europe. The performance is really nice, too, with great dancing by the Mandinga boys, while the leading lady sings excellently. There are no vocal issues here what so ever, and it is comes across as a fun, effortless performance. I really love the use of bagpipes (partially due to my Scottish association through my alma matter), which help the song stand out from others. A great effort by Romania, and this should do really well even in the Final – Top 10 definitely, with a possibility of reaching the Top 3.

Should place:  1 / 18 (WINNER)

Will place:  1 / 18 (WINNER)




Switzerland


Sinplus with "Unbreakable"

Well, Switzerland has just showed how even a relatively boring song can be made to look amazing in Eurovision thanks to a good performance. I still find this rather boring (kind of warmed up to the chorus, though), and don’t think this is a great effort by the country that’s brought us some interesting songs over the years. Nonetheless, Switzerland has used the great scene for all its worth and the rock number looks rather engaging now. Then again, this is based on the performance & the vocals, so if the vocals stay as good for the performance, this might actually have a chance of qualifying. Stronger than I thought it was! Barely making the Top 10, but still, I think this will qualify.

Should place: 9 / 18

Will place:  9 / 18



Belgium

Iris with "Would you?"

This is possibly one of the sweetest songs/performances in the Contest this year. However, the real question is whether that’s enough to qualify to the Final. I like the song, having compared it to Katy Perry-type of a ballad (I do like Perry’s ballads), but I couldn’t see this being memorable enough to make the cut. Seeing the rehearsal, my opinion’s changed very little, except that the great vocals, simple performance and effective background might help it some more than I though. I think the jury might award this with more points than the public in the televote. Vocally, this is excellent so that helps the sound out very much. Very borderline, but I think it’ll miss out the Final night, unfortunately.

Should place:   10 / 18

Will place:  12 / 18




Finland

Pernilla Karlsson with "När jag blundar"

Pernilla has a lovely voice, and she sings her song really well. However, it is just not all that engaging of a song. A typical ballad, just like Belgium, it does not offer much to the public, or he juries this time. The vocals are not as good as the one’s of Belgium, so this will definitely only harm Finland when it comes to getting the jury’s vote. The staging is quite simple and the background is beautiful, really, but that cannot win you a place in the Final on its own. I think the worst thing for the song is the fact that it’s after Belgium which is better vocally and visually too. This is a definite non-qualifier.

Should place: 13 / 18

Will place:  14 / 18




Israel

Izabo with "Time"

While originally I did not like this song at all, now I’ve slightly changed my mind. Musically, it is quite a simple, yet interesting composition, and it definitely sticks out from the pile so far. The performance seems rather silly and fun, which is quite refreshing. It’s somewhat gimmicky, but the gimmick comes across so naturally to the band, that it doesn’t seem bad at all. They just come off as a silly band, which they seem to actually be. Nice background with watches showing the time (how appropriate!) with the staging make for a good visual performance and vocally this is decent. I think it might do better than what I originally predicted, but don’t think it’d do much in the Final if it qualifies. Very borderline, and I think the dreaded 11th place is going to be enough for the Israelis.

Should place: 11 / 18

Will place:  11 / 18




San Marino

Valentina Monetta with "The Social Network Song"


I am not sure what I’ve expected this performance to look like, but definitely not what we’ve gotten. Village People much? Except not as good. Not as good at all. Well, vocally, Valentina does a good job, but that’s not enough really. The song itself looks something what Rebecca Black would sing seriously, though this is obviously a spoof entry. Which is still not an excuse I feel. It’s just... eh. There’s a lot happening on the stage but none of it is relevant. The only thing that could have saved this from the bottom of the scoreboard was the performance, and now having seen the rehearsals, the performance is not saving it. The jury will pass this, as will many non-English speaking audiences, I feel. Gimmick songs usually do well due to the performance, not lyrics. Hopefully, San Marino will still stick to ESC even after they do not pass to the Final their third consecutive time.

Should place: 17 / 18

Will place:  17 / 18




Cyprus

Ivi Adamou with "La la love"

Well, I was right. This will either do well or bad due to the performance – and I think the performance will help it a lot. Somewhat similar to the performance we’ve seen by Romania’s Elena in 2009, this is a decently presented song, with good costumes, good background and interesting choreography.  It will come across as pretty good after San Marino, definitely, and will garner some points from the younger crowd that likes the clubbing-type of beats that the song has. Again, I think Romania’s got that field covered, but at this point, Cyprus is definitely better than their Greek counterparts and should easily rank higher than Greece, and place in the top 5 with this. Very good performance and fun (albeit repetitive) song, which should do well even in the Final.

Should place: 5 / 18

Will place:  4 / 18




Denmark

Soluna Samay with "Should have known better"

Well, Denmark’s performance is quite standard, and similar to their national final, if I recall correctly, except Soluna has new cool pants. But yes, this is still very good – contemporary, engaging, entertaining, and fun. The stage is beautiful, really, which goes to the credit of the Azerbaijani organisers, really. But yes, it’s quite impressive, and it nicely rounds up a solid performance overall. Soluna has some bum notes, but overall, she sings it effortlessly and hopefully will perform really well when it counts. I’m still a bit apprehensive because of what happened with Anna Bergendahl for Sweden in 2010, but this SHOULD definitely qualify in the Top 5 in this Semi.

Should place: 4 / 18

Will place:  3 / 18




Russia

Buranovskiye Babushki with "Party for Everybody"

Oh my god. The grannies are milking the cuteness for all its worth – and it’s worth a lot! Especially with the focus on the smallest, cutest granny, who gets a lot of attention from everyone, cause – let’s face it – she’s the best. This is very, very, very strong as a contender, and while I am not sure whether it’ll win this Semi Final, I can tell you it will most certainly be in the Top 3. In the Final, it should replicate that success, I think, since there will be way more countries to vote for them, and the grannies span all geographical barriers with their cuteness. The performance is spot-on, with decent enough vocals and just an all-around endearing performance that will not go unnoticed by the public televote. It is only a question of judges, whether it’ll do very well, or extremely well. Either way, this is a definite qualifier.

Should place: 3 / 18

Will place:  2 / 18



Hungary

Compact Disco with "Sound of our Hearts"

Very good vocally and visually, Hungary has managed to make a rather bland song come alive. However, I still have a hard time imagining this qualifying. It’s just nowhere near as fun or engaging as the Russian and Austrian entries it is sandwiched between. As I said before, this is a very good, quality song, but I am not sure it’ll be able to get enough support with either the public or juries. It never really reaches any sort of peak, it just keep on pacing on and on slowly. Just cannot see it doing all that well, though, it’s a rather good song. Maybe I’m wrong, but this is not a qualifier in my book.

Should place: 12 / 18

Will place:  15 / 18




Austria


Trackshittaz with "Woki mit deim Popo"

This had a lot of potential, considering the performance with the Austrian national final. That potential, however, has not been lived up to. While the two guys still shake their bums (which is great), as do the girls, it just is not as effective as it was in Austria. The change of lighting and costumes has been a big detriment to the song, which while it was fun, was in no way a good song on its own merits. Now that the performance aspect is not as slick or interesting as it was before, this falls in my overall ranking considerably. Austria will most probably have to sit out the Final once again.

Should place: 15 / 18

Will place:  13 / 18



Moldova

Pasha Parfeny with "Lăutar"


Hmmm. I just don’t like this all that much. This is definitely now a gimmick performance and I don’t think it works all that well. Pasha is very charismatic and comes off well on the screen, but the performance itself is just strange. The background is too distracting, and I still am struggling to get a sense of what the song is actually about. The music is, I guess, the highlight for the song, but everything else is not quite working as well as it could/should. As far as gimmicks go, it’s the best one, but I’m not sure if that’ll be enough for a place in the Final. Personally, I don’t like it, but reading online it seems as if people do quite enjoy this. So, as borderline as it is, I think it just might squeeze through. Plus, it’s got Romania with it, to help out with at least one set of 12 points.

Should place: 14 / 18

Will place:  10 / 18





Ireland

Jedward with "Waterline"
Jedward’s last year’s effort was a rather fun, energetic number, which predominantly relied on their performance. The more mature “Waterlne,” however, should rely on their vocal abilities, not the performance, and that’s where the problem lies. Jedward still doesn’t have the vocal ability to be considered really good singers, and that shows here. The staging of the song is rather interesting and has been drastically toned down in comparison to last year, which is only appropriate. The water background is really good, but they also have a fountain, which serves no purpose. Maybe it looks really cool on the TV, who knows? Overall, though, I am personally underwhelmed, though this should still do pretty well and is probably one of the sure qualifiers.

Should place:  8 / 18

Will place:  7 / 18


So, ultimately, here are my rankings:

QUALIFIERS:

  1. ROMANIA
  2. RUSSIA
  3. DENMARK
  4. CYPRUS
  5. GREECE
  6. ICELAND
  7. IRELAND
  8. ALBANIA
  9. SWITZERLAND
  10. MOLDOVA

NON-QUALIFIERS:


   11. ISRAEL
   12. BELGIUM
   13. AUSTRIA
   14. FINLAND
   15. HUNGARY
   16. LATVIA
   17. SAN MARINO
   18. MONTENEGRO